A christmas dinner 1 day late.
December 30, 2009
Human trash.
December 1, 2009
At 6am this morning, my good-for-nothing brother started a huge war that woke me up. He spent the entire night on the laptop so my Dad confiscated it while he went out for breakfast. When I’m talking about my brother’s breakfast, it means 2 main courses with deep-fried sides. The fatso started making a huge din (he yelled fuck you), my Dad retaliating, and my Mum pleading them to stop. I can’t help but think that she has a huge part to play in him being like that. She treats him like a gem because he had leukemia, but I think he’s pure trash. Anyone who survives cancer should know better than to waste life away, no?
2 days ago, the fruitcake was yelling at Mum for not getting him a laptop at Sitex. She apparently promised him one, and I think that’s the probem with her. God knows what kind of mother-son relationship have they fostered. He started a pathetic and corny tirade, the usual “I’m never going to trust you again! If you give me 3k now, I will never take anything from you again.” 3k is a worthy investment if he will really fuck off from this house and family, but he’s a leeching animal so that won’t happen. Mum lovessssx1000 him too much anyway.
At the age of 21, he’s jobless, soon-to-be cashless, morbidly overweight and useless. When in ITE, his teacher called to say that the scum was forcing his mates to complete his homework. In the army, he spent at least 2/5 days a week at home gaming. His usual early morning supper comprises of eating cup noodle from the petrol kiosk while squatting near the huge trash bin. At the rate he’s eating, he’ll do the world a favour by dying at 30. I hope Dad throws him out when he’s 25 and still useless.
A bunch of meat that walks and talks, destroy immediately if seen.
I can be your hero, baby :)
November 28, 2009
I heard this song in NUM today when Elissa, Eileen and I were looking for slippers. The guy replayed it when I asked for the title ^^ Elissa told me to stop it when I sang to her, telling her that I could be her hero :’( Dinner with them was great and I swear I’m over Cupwalker after today. And oh, I made a fool of myself in front of a cute guy, hai
Band was alright, since we’re actually starting to play music instead of avant-garde pieces. Xuanhao, Yanhao and I had lunch at MacfreakingDonalds, and their Avatar burger, despite tasting good, was a sinful fatty patty. The best thing about lunch was seeing Brenda there, luvluv
I stuffed serviettes into her bag when she was busy eating hehe. We met Thomas the toy train at the bus stop who had 2 hours to burn before Church started. I had to wait for Eileen and Elissa too so we ended up Tampines Mac (again) talking. The toy train was very insightful, and I enjoyed talking to him.
So despite the showdown with Mummy Teh last night, today was awesome. Nothing extraordinary, but nonetheless a happy day. The best things in life aren’t things.
Buttermilk biscuit.
November 16, 2009

4k had dinner at Popeyes yesterday, and I fell in love with their buttermilk biscuit. Unlike Ly, Brenda, Eileen and everyone else, I like mine plain. It was thick and crispy on the outside while soft, moist and fluffy on the inside. Very much unlike the dry ones you get at airport. Sent me straight to cloud 9 on first bite!
Me being me decided to look for recipes during my 2 hour break today. I faithfully waited for my 2 hours sectionals to start at 3.30 when I ended school at 1.30. There’s sectionals again this Wed and combined prac this Thurs which begins at 4 when school ends at 1.30 鸡蛋糕
Back to my recipe search, I found a few recipes and the very unfortunate fact that each Popeyes biscuit has 240 calories!! Ly and I had 2 each last night and we shared coleslaw, fries and a little bit of Brenda’s chicken. That would make a rough total of about 600 calories, which is more filling then the freaking subway sandwich I had for lunch! But you know, the 240 calorie buttermilk biscuit is still as delicious as ever.
Anyway, my parents keep insisting that India is dangerous and refuse to let me go for OCIP. My dad even went on to talk about a serial killer and anything he can think off just to dissuade me. I hate it when do they do that instead of being open-minded and having a proper talk with me.
I can only wait for the fog to go.
November 15, 2009

Simpang has lost its charm. I had dinner with the 2d guys there yesterday, and the Indian prata man pissed me off. When I asked for 1 kosong, he said “Minimum 2 pieces!” I didn’t want 2 pieces, so I waited for the others to order first. After Edmund ordered 1 cheese 1 kosong, I told the uncle again “1 kosong.” And then he said “Cannot I say minimum 2 pieces!” WTF? “Okay uncle, we’ll have 1 cheese 2 kosong in total instead.” Then he took the order and went off.
Back in my AH days, there was no such dumb marketing strategy. The milo there was also cheap and good and there was a nice lady who would sometimes give us a student discount. Now, everything is terribly overpriced and the food doesn’t taste as good anymore. The guys ordered Roti John and according to Yihao, there was no meat at all inside. The cheese fries had hardly any cheddar and the prata didn’t taste as chewy and delicious as before. And the other time the guys ordered some milo drink, the ice cream on top turned out to be whipped cream.
We went over to Yihao’s place as usual and watched Gabriel Iglesias and Peter Chao. Crude and offensive but I laughed till I cried. The whole outing was pretty unsuccessful in the end but I still had fun anyway. And friends, if I replied you last night, it means I’m not mad. No worries.
A one man mission.
November 4, 2009

You got it, I’m not entirely over Halloween. Every day, I marvel at the Western lifestyle. I like it how Halloween’s a big thing over there, I like the idea of a sorority, the concept of a cafeteria, the gorgeous food, everything!! Yes I know, grass is greener on the other side.
My life is not even average, it’s way below average. PW is 90% done despite not having any extra rehearsals, CCA is on hold (now that I’ll definitely not whine about! In fact, I’ll flash you my megawatt smile) and there are no new dramas. Freedom is a burden when everyone’s too busy to share yours. If only there’s a job out there that I like. Say, a part-time baker??
Tomorrow, I’ll complete I&R at MacDonalds in the morning, go for a swim and then go shopping. Yes folks, there’s nothing wrong with shopping alone. It’s highly productive and I enjoy doing that every once in a while. Whatever it is, I can’t spend another day at home lazing around.
Of course, nothing beats hanging out with your mates. Even if it means studying, I’m all for it.Your needy friend here misses all of you, please stop being busy
Halloween threeee
November 3, 2009

Here’s part 3 of Halloween, thanks to Gina for uploading them
I thought I should stagger the photo posts, but my life is terribly boring and I have absolutely nothing to do now. Yes, not even PW. Anyway, everyone loves photos over words.
My Sister’s Keeper
October 27, 2009

Graci, Eileen, Brenda, Elissa and I caught My Sister’s Keeper today, awesome show I swear! Eileen and I were tearing and tearing throughout. My favourite part was when Taylor came along and ended up with Kate. Imagine having a boyfriend who knows exactly what you’re going through cause he’s suffering from the disease as you are. The kissing scene was woaaaaahhh but unfortunately I can’t seem to find the picture anywhere online. They eventually attended a dance together and he never did contact her after which because he passed away
By the way, he’s real hot!!

Just when Kate was about to die and when the whole cinema was dead quiet, SOMEONE FREAKING HELL FARTED HAHA. Kate was giving her mum a scrap book, reminiscing, tearing and then came a huge RIPPING SOUND! There was silence for about 10 seconds or so before the giggling started and stopped, started and stop, started and stop. I really couldn’t tell if I was tearing from all the laughing or Kate dying. Honestly, who the hell farts when the main actress in on her death bed?!?! God, I don’t think I’ll ever get over this epic moment!
A 5 stars movie +1 for the unprecedented comical moment!
Oh dreadd x100 CCA tomorrow. And here comes the mail on my I&R.
