Could it be, Bakabird…?

To all you loyal readers of Bakabirdie@wordpress, I empathise with you. The abrupt disappearance of Bakabirdie from the blogosphere has left many bewildered. Now let me clear up all ambiguity with  ugly revelation: Bakabirdie is dead. A minute of silence please, as we commiserate the death of this great Bird.

A few days ago, I received a highly intriguing email from a dubious source about the, as quoted, “triumphant arrival” of a new blog. Promising to be better and bolder, the writer of this blog calls himself the dark twin of Mr Chua Yun Cheng, founder of the deceased blog. I was appalled by the sudden emergence of his illegitimate twin; could he, the evil one, be hankering after inheritance? Furthermore, lawyers have confirmed that Mr Chua Yun Cheng had bequeathed a set of 27 Disney-printed underwear to his next-of-kin, “The Unseen Half”. I didn’t know then, and hence hesitated to share this with all you readers.

Cooperation with the Dark Twin won me a glimpse of the feminine but unsurprising  inheritance. Bakabirdie had a fetish for cross-dressing.

But today fellow members of the blogosphere, I can no doubt assure you that the evil twin, Cheng Yun Chua, is no fraud. After meticulous rounds of snooping, this new blog is no doubt better, bolder and also cruder. We all know, 所谓旧的不去,新的不来 – While we mourn over the unfortunate death of Bakabirdie, let us not dampen the mighty arrival of his evil twin. But before I expose your eyes to the greatest evil of all time of this Blogosphere, here’s a little about the author and a deterrence to the young and uncorrupted out there:

“I’m a bird, hear me gong jiao wei~”

Should you choose to proceed any further, I will not bear not any responsibility. The choice is yours. Presenting to you,

BAKABIRDY!