Faggot of the year.

I hate you Calvin Teh. I hate the fact that you’re my brother, but I thank god that we are a world of difference. Which imbecile at the age of 21 will buy MCs 2-3/5 times a week just to skip army to play Maple Story and Dota. I hope one day you get caught out while on your fake MC and get locked up in camp so I don’t have to see you or tolerate your stench. At the age of 21, you have no sense of personal hygiene and you literally stink up the entire study room with your unbearable body odour. You are pathetic and the world and my world will be a better one without you. Your IQ is terribly low but what baffles me most is that your EQ falls a notch below that.

You spend hundreds from your measly pay on Maple cards and a whopping 1k on 1900 chatlines and have the cheek to ask Dad (who obviously told you off) for money to start a lan shop. I assure you that you will go bust 3 years before you break even. Not to forget that you foolishly spend on attached girls you call your meimeis (haha! Your desperate attempt to salvage things after rejection) who have 0 interest in you. You are pathetically desperate and it’s a shame that I have you for a brother. So pathetic that your friends message me behind your back to report of your quaint activities. And when I mentioned that, you rebutted with a pathetic “Don’t lie, my brothers say you are making up story.” Brothers my ass, you can suck my big toe after I step in mud.

Last but not least (and there will be more to come in the following months and years we share under the same roof), I hate the fact that you fight over the study room. I need to study and all you care about at the age of 21 is playing Maple Story. Calling you a bastard from hell is inapt because that would suggest diabolical wit which you have none. Truth is, you are a reject of Loserville. You need to and should remove yourself from the face of planet Earth.